If Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!
Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such fowl language.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
Why did the turkey cross the highway?
Because it was the chicken's day off!